Because the inclusion of Mel Gibson was apparently not enough to communicate that Machete Kills is not a very serious motion picture, and because Lindsay Lohan was already in the first one, director Robert Rodriguez has added the perpetually-triumphant Charlie Sheen to the cast of his latest film. He will be the President of the United States, and then he shall be officially rehabilitated, I guess.
I just cast Charlie Sheen in #machetekills as the President of the United States! Who better?
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