Here's the first trailer for Katy Perry: Part of Me, the unofficial thematic sequel to Justin Bieber: Never Say Never that mixes the inspirational message of a Katy Perry puff piece with the garish candy-coating of a Katy Perry 3D concert. If you didn't know already, you will take away from this trailer just how long Perry struggled to become a pop star, and how hard she continues to work at maintaining her idol status, in 3D. You will also take away that Katy Perry has breasts, breasts that she continues to work at keeping in the public eye by hoisting them in colorful bustiers, adorning them with confections, and sometimes allowing them to festively lactate, in 3D.
Strong-willed resolve and cleavage. We have sort of a theme going today, huh?