'Shark Night 3D' Promises Shark, Bikini Girl(s)

April 18, 2011

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Well, Shark Night 3D didn't get director David R. Ellis's idiotic proposed title change, but it is still scheduled for a September release, so Relativity has sent out this photo of stars Sara Paxton and Shark to start promoting this goddammer. Is it the underwater trenchcoat's attempt at modesty, or the shark-cage-with-a-shark-sized opening's attempt at keeping sharks out, that's the bigger failure here?

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