Jan 20 2011Will Smith Decrees Willow Smith Will Star in 'Annie'

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Everyone in the world was so gracious in accepting Jaden Smith as our new Karate Kid that--oh boy, oh boy--Will Smith has deemed we've earned the unnecessary remake presence of another of his scions! Yes, the Smith patriarch, a former prince, is reportedly developing a remake of Annie for daughter Willow to use as her feature film debut. The project is still in its nascent stages, but already Jay-Z--who previously signed a record deal with Willow, because she was also born a natural pop star--is in talks to collaborate on the music. What a hip-hop "Tomorrow" we're in for! That is, unless Will figures out that Willow pointing at Natalie Portman meant "I want ballet," not "I want acting," in which case he'll instead make her the World's Most Popular Ballet Dancer.

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So does that mean in this one we will have Hard Knock Life by Jay-Z

Does this really not piss anyone else off but me?

@2 No...it pisses me off too. Everyone in Hollywood seems hell-bent on raping our childhood movies to death. I like Will Smith to a certain degree, but damn, he's gotta stop forcing his kids on us or at least put them in an original piece-of-shit movie and leave the classic flicks alone.
I, for one, am hip-hopped the fuck out.

is that even a real picture of her? it looks like one of those face morphing things... "what would will smith's kid look like"

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The face morphing thing is called child birth.

she looks too much like will smith. its very creepy. too much creepy.

Someone's gotta pin those dumbo ears back. Do the kid a favor!

IWS writer, you chose the right picture.

What? How dare they cast someone for the role who doesn't have all-white circular eyes! Hollywood has no respect for the integrity of comic book characters.

that pic looks like a young gay Will Smith B^( poor girl

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Raping? Raping. C'mon now, you know it's diddling at best. Tcha! (Will Smith disappointment face with head shake).

No thanks, that is one ugly kid.

Is it not enough for Will Smith that he's richer than Jesus? He's forcing an acting legacy off on us whether we want it or not?

HA HA HA! HOLY SMITH! I thought you guys had photoshopped Will Smith's face onto a girl! XD XD

Its funny because you didn't! XD

Wait wait...HE NAMED HER WILLOW? WILL-O???

XD XD XD AS IN EL WILL-O?

Oh man you just can't make this stuff up.

she looks like a young african american avatar.

when im rich, im going to remake "boyz in the hood". it will star dax shepard, larry the cable guy, and micheal cera.. see? we can remake shit too.

She looks more like Will Smith than Will Smith does.

She's a frakking clone of her frakking brother.

In fact, both children are frakking clones of their daddy.

All but normal in the House of Xenu.

Will Smith's carreer and behaviour are so sad these days.

That ear.....its....its.....freaky......

But seriously, Hollywood and pop culture, cmon, give us something original with real actors. Steven Segal would have been so much better suited for this role.

.....on second thought, she would be perfect for Disney's live action remake of Dumbo, with a hip hop song and dance twist, in the ghetto.

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Oh my! I would not want her acting as ANNIE. What are they thinkin'? Can't they think of anyone better? No offense to Will Smith, but her daughter does not fit the role.

Nothing else we can say now other than:
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I don't know about Annie, but she's perfect for the remake of Dumbo.

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black america says go fuck yourself

Everyone went ape-shit when the Karate Kid remake was in development, and now the majority of people like it. I expect that this will pretty much be the same thing.

I hear they're going to remake Fat Albert too, with Justin Beiber in the title role.

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Annie was a redhead white girl. Why screw with that? What next, an Afro Popeye?
Let Hollywood make a SHAFT movie with a white guy in the lead and watch the NAACP and most blacks lose their fu*king minds!

Kill it with FIRE !!

If she were blue she'd look like an avatar

hi wat up

go willow smith rock the beat gril.

willow can you come tooo cleveland ohio if you can come to will be hills on street 19219 eulid ave i love your songs gril. from your fan christiana love you.

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