Oct 28 2010Tom Cruise Reveals 'Mission: Impossible 4' Title, Has Never Made a Sequel?
On the heels of official title announcements for Transformers: Dark of the Moon, The Dark Knight Rises and, perhaps the most eagerly-awaited of the sequels, Step Up 4Ever, at an press conference in Dubai today Tom Cruise revealed the title of his latest Mission: Impossible sequel--which, strangely, he also revealed is somehow not a sequel:
"It's not gonna be MI 2, MI 3, MI 4, but it's gonna be Mission: Impossible Ghost Protocol ... that will be the title of this film," Cruise told a news conference in the Gulf city-state."One of the things that I always wanted with the franchise was for it to not have a number afterwards, because I haven't made sequels of films, and I never really thought of these films as sequels."
Of course you haven't made sequels, Tom Cruise. So long as you name the fourth film in this (non-sequel) series so that it sounds like a Tom Clancy XBox game, the previous Mission: Impossible films retroactively stop being sequels. Well done. You figured out the solution to the sequel conundrum. But can you solve the Impossible Ghost Protocol?

Reader Comments
1. Captain Apathy - October 28, 2010 2:56 PM
The title should be "Mission Impossible: Tom Cruise has sex with a woman"
2. ProJAY64 - October 28, 2010 3:01 PM
Ghost Protocol... WHAT? WHY?
3. FDSY - October 28, 2010 5:00 PM
I believe the ghost protocol mandates you call the Ghostbusters.
4. nice - October 29, 2010 7:16 AM
LOL,"$99",Designer L-u-x-u-r-y H-a-n-d-b-a-g-s,search (" Nicegradebags ") on goo-gle
All products are 30%-70% off,only $99,get a l-u-x-u-r-y h-a-n-d-b-a-g-s
as Lo-uis Vui-tton,Ch-anel,Gu-cci.etc
5. Christy - October 30, 2010 7:25 AM
I cant believe to hear about tom cruise.
6. rob - November 1, 2010 11:15 PM
the dude must be a republican, rewrites history on the fly