Amanda Bynes Retires, Hates Pervs, Likes Black Men

June 21, 2010


Coming as a dreadful shock to fans of The Amanda Show and the gender-bending comedy She's the Man, Amanda Bynes has announced her retirement from acting at the tender age of 24. The Lucille Ball-hopeful of a generation announced via Twitter (following the progressive declarations that she's very attracted to black men, hates perverted dudes, and idolizes Angelina Jolie):

Being an actress isn't as fun as it may seem

If I don't love something anymore I stop doing it

I don't love acting anymore so I've stopped doing it

I know 24 is a young age to retire but you heard it here first I've #retired*

We can only pray "acting" doesn't include coming back for a reunion show of that Nickelodeon version of What's My Line?. There will always be a spot for you between Little Pete and the fat girl from All That, Amanda.

*Her hope at joining the hash-tag trend of ailing Walmart greeters?

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