Apr 1 2010Most of the Greatest Things Arnold Schwarzenegger Has Ever Said

Though it seemed to make sense at the time, looking back, it's really pretty hard to figure out why we allowed this strange Austrian bodybuilder to become one of the most successful, popular actors of all time. Right now, governor really does somehow seem more logical.

(made by the Pajiba)

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i fucking love you man, this just made my day
i know this place hasnt taken off as much as geekologie or superficial but godamn you got some gems! more cheese please

Unfortunately he'll never be able to run for president.


"You're fired." Fuck yeah!

Gooooo! Get to the Choppaaa!!

That's pretty brilliant

Arney would be the perfect cast for a Duke Nukem movie^^

he born July 30, 1947.he is an Austrian American bodybuilder, actor, model, businessman, and politician, currently serving as the 38th Governor of the state of California.
Schwarzenegger began weight-training at fifteen. He was awarded the title of Mr. Universe at age 22 and went on to win the Mr. Olympia contest a total of seven times. Schwarzenegger has remained a prominent face in the bodybuilding sport long after his retirement, and has written several books and numerous articles on the sport.

Arnold Schwarzenegger fulfilled the American Dream. And a funny thing how his life story resembles with Conan's.

What's up with the video, it isn't playing for shit, it's BULLSHIT!

That just made my day. I love Arnie movies. I think I'm gonna go watch Kindergarten Cop now.

Agreed with the Duke Nukem...

@ 7. OmikronApex
you'r fucking right ! i thought it too

put that cookie down ! noooow !!!

"im all woman" coming from Arney this sound VERY wrong

AWESOME! Arnold was in so many good movies in his time...

Yeah, pretty embarrassing when you see it like this. Must have taken forever to compile.

I saw this on Youtube and I STILL loved every moment of it!

That Running Man quote at the end is by far the BEST Arnie line ever!!!

Who is your daddy, and what does he do?

That is the most randem cast of actors I've seen in a while.

Sorry guys but in spite of all Arney's good lines, Kurt Russel is still my fav for a Duke Nukem movie. By the way I'm very moved by the sweet Austrian accent, which is sadly lost with foreign dubbing as in Conan for instance.

"Leave anything for us?

Just bodies..."


They left out my favorite line from Arnold goes to Carnival in Rio.


It ain't Arnie, but I love in The Last Action Hero when he comes out of the movie and the ticket taker is telling him about the world and he is listing bad stuff and is like, "pollution, taxes, crime, government, drugs, murder, government..." and Arnie is like, "You siyehd guhormint twayce" and the guy is like, "its twice as bad" and now he's a govorner

F spelling.

Maybe it's just that I didn't remember it, but for my money, "Haha! Crom laughs at your four winds," is one of the funniest.

Clackamas Walmart employees in Portland Oregon are molesting children in the back of their store and their poisoning their spouse's for life insurance money's!

Eric Carlson and Joan Wagar both worked in that store on march 26th 2007 and Eric Carlson was molesting children in the employees coat room which is near their break room!

Joan Wagar was poisoning Her spouse Terry Wagar and was bragging to Her co-workers about it!

Eric Carlson was having an afair with Joan Wagar and everyone involved was hiding the fact that Eric Carlson is almost a twin to Joan Wagar's husband Terry from Joan's husband!

I was a Plasma Donor during the time My wife was poisoning Me!

Eric Carlson and Joan Wagar admitted to their co-workers that their framing and poisoning Terry Wagar and they asked their co-workers to lie for them!

Amazingly they agreed to lie for them!

How do I know?

Because I am Terry Wagar and I caught the whole thing on a audio recorder!

They also admitted their framing me for murders, they discused a missing runaway, last name Hunter, first name I do not remember but I secured that recording and I'm not going to get it!

They were also planning on murdering my oldest daughter Shawna Wagar, who worked at that store but she had that day off!

I was severly poisoned after this and authority's covered it up at the hospital!

Eric Carlson and Joan Wagar both have friends and relatives in law enforcement!

I have no help and I am reporting this over the net because I have no other way to warn People!

A year later my wife Joan Wagar and Eric Carlson murdered Joan's own Mother Donna Minor and they bragged on a audio Death Threat that they will kill Me and my daughter if I don't do what they want!

Meanwhile my family pretends nothing's wrong while Walmart employees and Eric Carlson and Joan Wagar brag about it to Me, their victim!

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