Apr 28 2010More Terrible Sequels Coming: 'Clash of the Titans 2' and 'Journey to the Center of the Earth 3D 2'

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A 3D film that was never meant to be 3D and a film so aggressively intended to be 3D it literally fucking shoved books at you are both getting sequels you'll never want to see.

Deadline reports Warner Bros. and Legendary Pictures are pretty jazzed that Clash of the Titans has already made $388 million, and are eager to get a sequel in theaters by spring 2012. Director Louis Leterrier will not return, but Sam Worthington is ready to again add his signature indistinct presence that can be mistaken for a smudge on your 3D glasses. Is it too much to hope for two kraken releases?

Meanwhile, New Line and Walden somehow haven't reached the universally agreed-upon opinion that Brendan Fraser is intolerable, and want to get him back into the center of the Earth as soon as possible. But, ut oh, there's a problem! Director Eric Brevig is busy making Yogi Bear into a creepy CGI presence and therefore is unavailable to shoot the sequel; Fraser is hesitant to continue with a new director. Smart, Brendan. What would a Journey to the Center of the Earth 3D film be without the creative vision that made sure to include the line "Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the center of the Earth," and thought to get a shot from inside a sink drain, allowing Brendan Fraser's spit to ooze straight out of the screen? Not my Journey to the Center of the Earth 3D.

Reader Comments

Your submission for possible movie poster is dead on.

I don't think its terrible.I liked the movie 'Clash of the Titans' and it deserves to be the best this year.I hope the sequel will also be much interesting.


Sequels? Can't I just un-see the ones they already made? Spend those 3+ hours on something moderately fulfilling? Like "Kick Ass"?

Will Sam Worthington be the next Kevin Costner?

"What would a Journey to the Center of the Earth 3D film be without the creative vision that made sure to include the line 'Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the center of the Earth,'"

God dude I know! When he said that, I nearly crapped my pants! Half the theater stood up and cheered for like 2 minutes! It was so awesome!

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