'Beastly' Just Blew the Doors Off the Beauty and the Beast Story

April 23, 2010


You know the story of Beauty and the Best, as lovingly told in the 1991 Disney film and later bizarrely modernized by the CBS miniseries of the same name? Well FORGET THEM. Your Beauty/Beast world is about to be changed forever. Introducing the new "Beast," a man covered in unfortunate tattoos and little metal bits--all because of one of the Olsen twins is a witch or something. What?

Really stepping up the mythology. Getting someone to overlook your repulsive looks is easy, but how do you manage to explain to them why you thought it was a good idea to get a pewter branch implanted on your head? Huh, Neil Patrick Harris?

(Thanks, Daniel)

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