The Guttenberg star is on the rise! Or so he claims.
With a Short Circuit remake in the works sans Steve Guttenberg, the attention-hungry '80s star has come forward alleging (I'm guessing with no basis in truth) Disney is ready to take the next step in the Three Men and a Baby/Three Men and a Little Lady progression with: Three Men with a Fully Grown Woman Now Getting Married!
Breaking the news to WENN, an excited Guttenberg says, "Disney's developing Three Men and a Bride. That's going to be a smash. A smash hit. They're bringing everybody back for that.
“Nobody knows about it. I'm the first to talk about it.”
And that's not all! Guttenberg's Guttenbrain thinks the time is ripe to develop sequels for every other film anyone remembers he was in, too!
He adds, "It's definitely time for another Police Academy. And I think they could make another Cocoon.
"They're surefire hits and I think they're good for the world. They make the world a better place and that's what it's all about."
Yeah, an eighth Police Academy movie really would be good for the world, Gute. They make the world a better place! I'm not sure why we even bother with charity organizations with the Police Academy franchise sitting on the shelf with so much world goodening power inside it. Mission to Moscow's existence basically makes the Red Cross look like a terrorist group. And a new Cocoon? That could give futile, science-fiction-based hope of neverending life to an entirely new generation of retirees! And probably also feed the world's hungry somehow.
You've got to get these things made, Guttenberg. If only we could get the rest of the world on the same desperate, super delusional page you are.
(Thanks to our greatest Guttenfan, Anne.)