New 'Crank 2' Trailer Seems Feasible Except This One Thing

February 24, 2009


Here's a new preview for Crank: High Voltage, which sees Jason Statham running around electrocuting himself to keep his cyborg heart charged while simultaneously hunting down whoever has his usual heart. Strangely, the part of the trailer I have the hardest time believing is where our hero uses an iPhone. The kind of guy who kills a ton of guys, has sex in public, and grabs live transformers isn't the type to gently tap the touchscreen of an iPhone. He should make calls on a steak.

Previous Post
Next Post