Feb 18 2009God, They Got Terminator and Machete, Too?
The Expendables has just gained even more aging action hero cred: AICN reports that Arnold Schwarzenegger has a cameo in the film, while Latino Review adds that Danny Trejo will have a part as well. The cast of Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lungdren, and Mickey Rourke is officially only a Van Damme and a Seagal away from having the action ensemble gravity of the sun. If only the Traveling Wilburys were still around to do the soundtrack.
Reader Comments
1. EL NINO - February 18, 2009 2:29 PM
And Chuck Norris would beat them all...
2. John Hamburger - February 18, 2009 2:29 PM
Seriously, add Van Damme and Seagal.
This will be the best action movie since T2
3. jose - February 18, 2009 2:43 PM
Man. I would go see it just to see what kind of awesome monstrosity it turned out to be!
4. Dracula - February 18, 2009 3:19 PM
No way, Bruce "Bruno" Willis will do the soundtrack.
5. che-che - February 18, 2009 3:41 PM
i hope theatres come fully staffed to be able to mop up all the machismo that drips from the bigscreen after being blasted with this film.
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7. Anonymous Poster - February 19, 2009 3:15 AM
So, when's Machete getting a theatrical release again? Because I want to see that movie.
8. Sueyo - February 19, 2009 10:21 AM
#4, you GOT it.
IWatchStuff writer-guy, they NEED Bruce Willis in a role (or at least doing the music and with a cameo) before it's a great action film!
9. Sueyo - February 19, 2009 10:34 AM
Oh, and I'm not joking about Bruce Willis doing the music, either. It'd be totally badass.
All you need to do is find his performance of Devil Woman on YouTube to know that much (well, I also have all his other music, but you get the idea).