As much as this trailer would have you believe it's a horrible tragedy when WALL-E's first and only love is taken from him, it's time to face the facts: WALL-E is old, dirty, and desperate; she's a slick young model, way out of his league. We all knew it couldn't last (unless WALL-E was also rich). And if ol' WALL did some self-examination, he'd probably realize it was just infatuation, birthed from the wretched loneliness of his solitary life. Seriously, what are the chances his one true love happens to be the only lady-bot he's ever met? It's that mentality that gets you a miserable marriage right out of high school.