Jul 25 2007Homer Does Monologue, Schneider Does Lohan
"What? No, I'm not making bad topical jokes about the astronaut from two months ago and catholic priests, I'm pretending to be Lindsay Lohan! Because she totally does that! Get it? I'm an actor."
It was brave of him to play Lindsay Lohan as a hacky, old school comic, not a lot of people would've take that risk. By the way, anyone else notice that even with platform shoes on, Schneider's still a head shorter than Jay Leno? Is he like 4' 11"?
Reader Comments
1. ali - July 25, 2007 11:06 AM
i want to crap on Rob Schneider's face. fuck, i hate him.
2. Coco Arquette - July 25, 2007 12:27 PM
I only wish Chris Benoit was around to strangle Rob Schneider.
3. Christ on a Crotch - July 25, 2007 1:46 PM
YAyyyy, I love Rob Schneider (he's an acquired taste and a really decent human being), I love Homer Simpson. Good for him for calling that BITCH out on TV.
It's times like these that I live this country.
4. Christ on a Crotch - July 25, 2007 1:48 PM
I meant "love."
He's short cuz he's half Phillipino (I guess that's why he's small)
5. Aerialgreen - July 25, 2007 3:49 PM
Seems to me that Jay Leno gets the same reaction as Homer from your average & confused channel hoper all across the world during his monologue.
Connan for the Tonight Show!, Joel McHale (from E!'s The Soup) for the Late Night Show! pleeeeeease!
6. krista - July 25, 2007 4:09 PM
this show was hilarious last night! glad that i caught it. i loved "lindsay's" ankle monitor cos it was actually a flask that she drank from during the whole interview. soo funny.
7. Danklin24 - July 25, 2007 4:41 PM
Damn that homer thing was stupid.
8. woodhorse - July 25, 2007 5:33 PM
Rob Schneider was terrific in the first Deuce Bigalow but his other movies really sucked rocks. Making fun of Lindsey when she wasn't there seems to me a way to cash in on her persona for free - it's not like she wanted to go to jail...
9. Rosie's Mustach - July 25, 2007 5:47 PM
I actually think Rob Schneider is really funny and dressed in drag he is far classier than Blohand.
That is all.
10. eXtasyStef - July 25, 2007 5:52 PM
The SImpsons have had a ridiculously good run, but I think this movie and the promo around it will finally kill it off.
11. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥krazihottkelli♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ - July 25, 2007 9:57 PM
I zaw Rob pretend to be Lindzay
He iz zo fuckin cute az a girl♥♀
I zaw it on E.T. tonite....
victor...leave Jimbo alone
it wazn't juzt him, dude☺
12. Ben - July 25, 2007 10:14 PM
Wow.. that Homer monologue was really atrocious. If that was supposed to be a Simpsons movie promotion it backfired massively, with me at least. Definitely not watching it till it comes out on dvd now.
RIP The Simpsons
13. booknerd - July 25, 2007 11:00 PM
what the hell are you talking about? i love leno!!! and the simpsons!!!!
14. Ark - July 26, 2007 1:01 AM
Someone call Fox, quickly! they're still in time to cancel the whole Simpsons movie thing and sue Matt. I mean, Ben there did not like one Homer joke! that, by the way, it wasn't supposed to be funny as they were making fun on how unfunny Leno's monologues are.
Poor Fox. Good thing Ben was here to stop them.
15. •◘○♠♠♥♥☻♣◘☻♪♪♪→ - July 26, 2007 1:32 AM
11/ yea ...it wazn't juzt him...it waz the real FRIST!!! for real...
16. Vince - July 26, 2007 2:03 AM
Dear 11 and 15,
Your hip misspellings make me die a little on the inside. Why don't you take a break from the library computer and read a book for a change? Besides, I think a little girl needs to type up a school paper.
17. HQ Celebrity - July 26, 2007 9:30 AM
Though somewhat simplistic, Homer's monologue touches everyone in the audience.
18. Lamgelinaoly - July 26, 2007 10:18 AM
I'm sorry, but "The Hot Chick" is still one of the funniest movies I've ever seen.
I truly love him.
And the "Makin' Copies" skit was probably a perfect 4 stars of annoying humor.
19. delilah - July 26, 2007 10:39 AM
christ on a crotch: It's FILIPINO, not Philippino
and just because he's half-Filipino, it doesn't mean he's short
Sighhh
20. AS SWIPE - July 26, 2007 10:59 AM
I wish Leno would have held him down and took a crap on his face while chocking him out...and then raped the corpse while Homer masterbated in the corner.
NOW THAT'S A MONOLOGUE!!!!!!
21. Mark - July 26, 2007 1:55 PM
@20
We're the Aristocraaaaaaats!
22. Russell Reyes - July 27, 2007 8:56 AM
Jay sounds like a bad Seth McFarlane impersonation as a cartoon...
23. casey - July 31, 2007 5:12 PM
jay leno was on the simpsons a long time ago...he washed krusty's hair!
o man, how i miss those days...