Mar 28 20077-Elevens Becoming Kwik-E-Marts


Though the deal isn't yet sealed, 7-Eleven has plans to dress 11 of their stores to resemble Kwik-E-Marts in a joint promotion with The Simpsons Movie, including the addition of Simpsons-inspired products like KrustyO's cereal, Buzz Cola, and Squishees. Current 7-Eleven fans need not worry that they'll lose their favorite features of the chain; though the signs and cups will say Squishee, it will still be a classic Slurpee inside, and, thankfully, meth-addicted thieves will continue to burglarize the store on a nightly basis.


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Aw, for glaven out loud.

OH snap. i hope this is true. I wonder if I could do my grocery shopping there much like Marge sometimes does?
oh...the simpsons. :)

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