Nov 18 2009 New 'Wolfman' Poster: Very Telling Cane Choice
If I were a wolfman, I would NEVER use a wolf cane. Or even if I'm not wolfman, if there's a wolfman issue going on locally, still not using a wolf cane. Casts too much suspicion on myself. If you're in an area with a werewolf, get yourself a cane with whatever the opposite of a wolf is on it. Maybe a toddler?
The Wolfman Poster 3 [IMPA]
Oct 21 2009 Full (MOON) 'Wolfman' Trailer HOWLS OnlineCANTHROPE
No more choosing between watching a movie about a man or a movie about a wolf. Thanks to modern technology machines, enjoy both fantastic genres with The Wolfman:
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Aug 20 2009 'Wolfman' Trailer: See What Happens When a Man Sometimes Turns Into a Partial Wolf!
The trailer for Joe Johnson's The Wolfman has been released, and I'm pleased to say that, as hoped, the film looks dark, often ominous, and full of grade A special effects and actors. But I can't help but think that maybe the preview could have shown a little bit more of Wolfman's relationship with his high school girlfriend, and how he has to protect her from all the nomadic rival werewolves that want to kill her. What do you think?
Nov 12 2008 'The Wolfman' Full Body Shot (as Articulated Plastic)
Only a couple shots of Benicio Del Toro in full Wolfman makeup (see: above) have been released thus far, and, though terrifying, they've both been of only the face. But we, the internet-savvy, know you can't trust headshots. We need to see your body, Wolfman, and you need to be holding up a little sign with your screen name on it so we know it's really you.
At last, he has complied. Behold, the full terror of Wolfman... in action figure form. It looks so much like Zach Galifianakis dressed as Han Solo that I'm not even going to pretend I'm being witty with that observation. That's just truth:
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Jul 30 2008 'Teen Wolf 3' Comic Convention Trailer
Until cyber-enforcers remover it, here's the footage of Teen Wolf 3 that was shown at the Comic Convention last weekend. It looks marginally better than Teen Wolf Too, despite an apparent lack of arbitrary, heavily-choreographed musical numbers.
Jul 3 2008 First Non-Wolfman Look at 'Wolfman'
From Empire comes the first non-lycanthropic look at Benicio Del Toro in Joe Johnston's remake of The Wolfman. Anthony Hopkins co-stars as Richard Attenborough doing Ozzie Osbourne.
Mar 19 2008 First Look at Benicio Del Toro as a Werewolf
Entertaiment Weekly has nabbed the first look at The Wolfman's outstandingly detailed, sort of Robert Smith-haired titular monster, along with an interview with legendary ponytailed makeup artist Rick Baker. Though it's hard to tell through the dense prosthetics, the already-hirsuit face of Benicio Del Toro lies beneath the makeup. He certainly looks great, but one question remains: can he play basketball?
P.S.: I'm taking a couple days off. Not one to leave you in a painful void of movie news silence, I've found guest blogger Kevin to take over for the rest of the week. Enjoy, but not too much, because I'll be back Monday.
Mar 11 2008 Del Toro Covered in Blood for 'Wolf Man'
Yeah, that's right. I've stooped to poorly editing Kool-Aid pitchers into Wolf Man set shots in the hopes of making blood appear to be splattered punch residue, making it seem that Benicio Del Toro really loves Kool-Aid. What of it?
Puerto Rican Werewolf in London [Bauer-Griffin]
Feb 4 2008 Some Other Crap That Happened...
- Sylvester Stallone has signed a deal to direct and star in two more action films. No news on plot, but I'd say something to do with a weirdly-muscular old guy and senseless violence is a pretty safe bet.
- How will Across the Universe writers Dick Clement and Ian La Frenais follow up their cinematic literal interpretation of Beatles songs? With Ruby Tuesday, a literal interpretation of Rolling Stones songs (duh!), and this time it will be animated. More specifically, according to La Frenais, "It will be some pretty hip animation." But the question remains, will it be groovy?
- Joe Johnston has taken over Mark Romanek's Benicio Del Toro-starring Wolf Man project. No need to worry with the director of Hidalgo and Jumanji at the helm.



