Mar 6 2008 'Anna Nicole' Trailer Completes Grieving Process

If you've studied the Kübler-Ross model at all (and who hasn't?), you know that tragedy is typically dealt with in a multi-stage process known as the Five Stages of Grief, consisting of denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance. The issue with this model, however, is that while it does well to describe most grieving, it completely omits the rare sixth stage--an exclusive to celebrity deaths: the low-budget biopic. How can we move on unless we've seen a condensed, over-dramatized portrayal of their life, played out by D-list actors on the budget of a compact car?

Since it's been over a year since the untimely death of Anna Nicole Smith, Nasser Entertainment has done us the favor of completing our grieving process with Anna Nicole, the Willa Ford-starring biopic on America's favorite gold-digging nutcase. And an anguished nation can finally move on.

Fulfill your grieving duties with a trailer, below the cut.

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