Nov 21 2007 'Teeth' Poster, Trailer, Deadly Lady-Parts
Teeth is about a girl with teeth in her vagina, which she uses to murder unsuspecting vagina-goers. I don't know what else to say about it, besides that I'm impressed that the tagline evokes one of the creepiest visions I've ever imagined, a mental montage of Georgia O'Keeffe paintings, '80s rockers Poison, and creepy guys that would call a vagina a rose.
Trailer under the cut.
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Jun 29 2007 Cameron Diaz' Horrifying Box
"Don't go in my vagina..."
Yup, you guessed it, this entire post is basically an excuse to write that headline. The story is, Donnie Darko director Richard Kelly is directing a horror movie called The Box in which Cameron Diaz is set to star.
Kelly wrote the script based on Richard Matheson short story "Button, Button." Diaz will play a young woman given a mysterious box by a stranger. She's told that certain things will happen depending on which buttons she presses.
*snicker* I guess they decided "Button, Button" wasn't a clear enough vagina reference.
Other headlines for this story:
'Box' is a dark place for Diaz (Hollywood Reporter)
Kelly Taps Cameron Diaz's 'Box' (RopeofSilicon)
Diaz and her Box (JoBlo)
Cameron Diaz in Richard Kelly's Box (Coming Soon)
Cameron Diaz's magic swirling underoos end up in Richard Kelly's BOX!!! (AICN)[Editor's Note: LAME, as usual.]
Cameron Diaz Climbs Into Richard Kelly's "Box" (Rotten Tomatoes)
