Sep 8 2008 'Bangkok Dangerous' Must Be A Really Good Movie To Make So Much Money
1. Bangkok Dangerous - Only $7.8 million? There's no way this thing is even going to make back its hairpiece budget.
2. Tropic Thunder - Thunder rolls--around in piles of money! Yes, thats what I said. ($7.5 million)
3. The House Bunny - Still empowering women with the message that you can be beautiful and smart and make blowjob jokes, earning another $5.9 million. (I don't remember if that was actually the message.)
4. The Dark Knight - It's looking like there's a chance this could beat Titanic. But only in terms of domestic profits. Never in terms of two people loving each other harder than anyone else in history. ($5.7 million)
5. Traitor - Traitor!? What the hell is Traitor!? Oh, right, it's that Don Cheadle thing, like it was last week. ($4.7 million)
Weekend Box Office Results [Box Office Mojo]
Sep 2 2008 'Disaster Movie' Unsuccessful, 'Tropic Thunder' Still Successful
Here's your weekend box office report. Congratulations, society, for not seeing Disaster Movie that much.
1. Tropic Thunder - With Ben Stiller's comedy topping the box office for the third week in a row, I'm almost starting to think of the guy as more than just The Heartbreak Kid. Almost. ($11.5 million)
2. Babylon A.D. - $9.6 million--that's almost $2.5 million for each percentage point its earned on Rotten Tomatoes.
3. The Dark Knight - $8.6 million, bringing the domestic total to over $500 million. The Warner Brothers finally have enough money to invest in themed crime-fighting gadgets to avenge their murdered parents.
4. The House Bunny - Fine, keep seeing this movie, but please, don't buy an actual bunny for the home. They're horrible pets. ($8.3 million.)
5. Traitor - What the hell is Traitor? Oh, right, that Don Cheadle thing. That made $7.8 million.
Weekend Box Office [Box Office Mojo]
Jun 12 2008 'Traitor' Poster Betrayed Me
In Traitor, Guy Pearce plays a federal investigator on an international conspiracy case, and all the clues lead to the shocking conclusion that U.S. Special Operations Officer Don Cheadle is a... traitor! Though, reportedly, Pearce's method of investigation is based entirely on making subtle markings on the milk carton to measure if Cheadle was still using the U.S.'s milk in his cereal.
'Traitor' Poster Premiere [Cinematical]
