Oct 29 2008 'International' Poster Ends Bank Corruption
Columbia Pictures has released a new poster for The International, the upcoming thriller that takes Owen and Watts on a globetrotting adventure to stop a large, criminally-corrupt international bank. It's so relevant right now! But at least we know if that even if banks do control our money, our government, and our lives, there's one thing they will never control: our Clive Owens. Our Clive Owens will always be free, running rampant in our art museums, indiscriminately firing their uzis. You will never stop our uzi-firing, museum-patronizing Clive Owens, banks.
New Poster for 'The International' [Coming Soon]
Sep 12 2008 'International' Trailer Creates Little 'Interest' (See, Because It's About a Bank)
OK, so our banking system is falling apart, but we've got bigger problems: it turns out one of the banks is corrupting, extorting, and murdering (as conspicuously seen in their ATM menu options). The only man who can stop them? Clive Owen playing Clive Owen, obviously. And he will do so by shooting every one of those MF'ing bankers dead. It's like a surprisingly violent WaMu commercial.
