Aug 11 2008 'Dark Knight' Continues Argument That No Other Movies Should Exist

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Guess what movies made more or less money than other movies this weekend! I'll just tell you:

1. The Dark Knight - You have to feel bad for every other movie that isn't The Dark Knight right now. You can almost see the guys down at Swing Vote HQ: "God, Batman again!? We could've been eighth!" ($26 million.)

2. Pineapple Express - It's only fair that a stoner comedy, like an actual stoner, would fail to live up to expectations. $22.4 million.

3. The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor - $16.1 million.

4. The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 - $10.8 million, setting a new benchmark for future pant-based movie sequels.

5. Step Brothers - $8.9 million, with attendance still strong among people who don't get sick of anything.

Apr 10 2008 'Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2' Poster: a BFF Hydra

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As the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 poster proudly proclaims, "some friends just fit together," y'know? Particularly when you're able to digitally manipulate said friends' heads into a TV-themed mass of hair and teeth. Making this poster must have been like playing Tetris with tumors.

Notably absent: any trace of pants.

A 'Traveling Pants 2' Poster with No Pants? [Rope of Silicon]

Feb 14 2008 'Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2' Trailer is a Perfect Fit!

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As far as communicable-jeans-as-storytelling-device productions go, the offerings have been tragically slim in recent years. Outside of Levi's commercials, where's a man to go to follow pants around a series of eye-roll-inducing romances? Sensing my plight, Ugly Betty, Gilmore Girl, Gossip Girl, and Joan of Arcadia have re-teamed to take their shape-shifting jeans on even more giggling adventures in Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2. This trailer will hopefully satiate my desire to experience girls doing stuff until the film's release--or at least until the next Babysitters Club book arrives.

Thanks, Kyle.

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