Oct 18 2007 Shannyn Sossamon Would Totally Be Indiest Wonder Woman Ever

As Justice League casting news keeps coming forward, it's becoming more and more clear what criteria is being used in casting the role of the powerful Amazonian goddess, Wonder Woman:

1. Must be hot.

2. Must have dark hair. (Or not. We could probably dye it if you're Jessica Biel.)

This is evidenced by the recent news that Shannyn Sossamon has tested for the superhero role. Doesn't she seem a bit too gangly-hipster-type for a super-powerful Amazon? Despite any work she's done, I have a hard time seeing this spindly thing do anything besides serve coffee and act sarcastic, preferably with short bangs.

Am I wrong?

Shannyn Sossamon In Contention for Wonder Woman [Cinematical]

Jul 6 2007 Catacombs Trailer

Taking an invite from her sister (played by Alecia Moore/Pink/P!nk), Victoria (Shannyn Sossamon) goes on a trip to Paris that leads her to a hard-to-find rave. As if the dangers of Ecstacy use and eardrum damage from the hot beats weren't bad enough, she soon finds herself stranded and pursued in the titular catacombs.

The trailer didn't do much for me, and the release has been delayed for some time, but I know it has to be good with P!nk involved. Our light-red darling would never attach her name to anything sub-par (besides Ski to the Max, Rollerball, and all of her music).