May 20 2008 Yet Another 'The Strangers' Poster, Stranger

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The new The Stangers poster: giving you something to gesture at when you tell the ticket vendor, "I want to see that one with the bleeding, traumatized woman."

New Strangers poster! [JoBlo]

May 14 2008 'The Strangers' Poster Provides the Motive

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"Because you were home" seems like a pretty loose reason to kill. Here are some other nearly-as-arbitrary reasons the strangers might murder you:

- Because we live below you, and you were playing Dance Dance Revolution all night.

- Because you've been sitting on our Facebook friend request for like a week; as if you haven't been online.

- Because you didn't pick up your wiener poopie. You were warned.

- Because we had these masks sitting around, and we've had a few wine coolers.

- Because Scrubs was a rerun tonight, giving us an open half-hour.

- Because Jersey Girl was shit, Tyler.

- Rap music.

The Strangers Poster [IMPA]

Mar 14 2008 'Strangers' Trailer Becomes an Acquaintance

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I just got back from the Harvey Dent campaign trail, so there will be a full report coming shortly. In the meantime, here's a trailer for The Strangers, a new horror film in which Liv Tyler and Scott Speedman are terrorized by three masked assailants. To make things worse, they don't even know these perpetrators! (They're strangers.)

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