Aug 31 2007 I Want Someone to Eat Cheese With Trailer
What's the best part about the new romantic comedy I Want Someone to Eat Cheese With? Clearly that it's written and directed by Curb Your Enthusiasm star Jeff Garlin, and stars him, Sarah Silverman, Richard Kind, Amy Sedaris, Bonnie Hunt, and other genuinely funny people, so it could turn out pretty decent. What's the worst part? That I mistakenly assumed the title I Want Someone to Eat Cheese With referred to the desire by the overweight, when eating cheese, to actually consume human flesh with the cheese. When the line is used in the trailer, it ends up making far more sense.
Jun 4 2007 Vince's MTV Movie Awards Semi-Live Blog
Not even Sarah Silverman could keep MTV from sucking.
Thoughts that went through my mind as I watched the MTV Movie Awards:
Jeez, is Sarah Silverman ever not funny? She has really broad shoulders.
Jack Nicholson: Old, sick, wasted off his tits, or all three?
At this point, I think it's passé to hate Dane Cook. Subnote: I wonder how to make that accented e symbol.
Hairspray. Ugh. I'd rather gargle semen than watch this movie, and I think that would make me feel less gay.
Sacha Baron von Cohen Speech: Did he just say "crashed his cart in Jewtown"? Amazing.
Skyler Stone makes me die on the inside. Pretty much any guy named Skyler, really.
Pirates. of. the. F***ing. Carribbean. Now I remember why I usually don't watch this show.
Wow, you can really see the hatred of blacks in Jerry Bruckheimer's eyes.
UPDATE: Thanks to Daniél for éducating my ignorant ass.Whéééé!! Next month: Umlauts.
May 1 2007 MTV Movie Awards, Blah Blah Blah
The MTV Movie Award nomination list is out today, and everyone is covering it like it's an actual news story. You can go read all about it at whogivesashit.com.
God knows I really want to hear what the people who brought us Panic at the Disco (I know it's supposed to have an exclamation point; blow me) and Real World/Road Rules Challenge think about movies.
The silver lining in this cloud of pus and excrement is that Sarah Silverman will be hosting. Have you heard? She's Jewish and a comedienne and kinda sorta almost hot. Seriously though, she's funny. Celebrate with some clips, after the jump.
Aug 14 2006 School for Scoundrels Trailer Hits (In The Testicles!)
I'm glad to hear movie audiences have yet to tire of Jet's "Are You Gonna Be My Girl?" playing in their trailers. It's the new "Treat Her Right." The latest companion to the song is this movie directed by Todd Phillips, the man who was too much of a p**** to finish filming the upcoming Borat, and Apple has an exclusive trailer. Aside from Billy Bob Thornton and some British chick, it stars a surprising glut of genuinely funny people, including Horatio Sanz, Jack Kehler, Luis Guzman, Jon Glaser, David Cross, Matt Walsh and Sarah Silverman. Even with that impressive list, it's still going to be tough to outweigh Napoleon Dynamite's albatross of a comedic performance in this heap. Did I forget to mention that? Everyone's favorite Mormon is taking center stage in a film again, fresh off his presumably scene-stealing supporting turns in Benchwarmers and Just Like Heaven. Like most things, this makes me want to watch Nap. Dyn. all over again, man! Aw, dude, "My lips hurt real bad!" I know, "Tina, eat some ham!" LOL! *touch fists*
