Sep 2 2009 Final 'Sorority Row' Poster: God, College Girls Love Photobooths, and Murder

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I would hope this film wouldn't win any sort of awards, but if it does, a good one would be "Most Discreet Masking of Rumer Willis's Unnaturally Large Chin."

Final 'Sorority Row' One-Sheet [Bloody Disgusting]

Mar 19 2009 'Sorority Row' Trailer: Sorority Life Isn't All Pillow Fights -- Sometimes It's MURDER

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Why isn't I Know What You Did Last Summer part of the standard school curriculum yet? College-age kids need to know that, if they accidentally kill someone and subsequently try to cover it up, someone will inevitably know what they did last summer, put on a murderin' hood, and come for revenge. Get IKWYDLS into classrooms. Let the children know it's better to confess their crimes and face the consequences than to face the wrath of a hooded serial killer. Or at least let them know that I Know What You Did Last Summer exists so that they won't grow up and make it again:

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