Aug 15 2007 Trapped in the Closet Available Online!
Since the announcement they were coming, I completely forgot that new chapters R. Kelly's Trapped in the Closet have finally been released and are available online! IFC's site has the 12 original episodes, a 12.5 recap, 13-15 of the 22, and a who's who character map to help remember which characters are married, which are having affairs, and which are dwarfs popping out of cabinetry. Either watch now or fight to retain relevance as you realize you've missed our generation's Star Wars.
Trapped in the Closet [IFC]
Jul 16 2007 R. Kelly Remains Trapped in Closet
IFC has announced that R. Kelly will remain trapped in the closet just a bit longer, with the network ordering 10 additional chapters to the already epic hip-hopera Trapped in the Closet. Assuming you've seen this--perhaps at an awkward social gathering where someone started playing the series--you know that this news is madness. This is like finding more books of the Bible, but a rhyming Bible with an even sloppier, less feasible narrative, and I think a dwarf.
All 22 episodes will be available to stream at IFC.com, and will be utterly unbearable to watch in one sitting.
