Jun 1 2007 Ocean's 13 Interview: Ellen Barkin Still Bonerworthy
"Ms. Barkin, we have reason to believe a handsome movie blogger wants you to be his sugar mommy."
Time.com just posted a great interview with some of the cast from Ocean's 13. Most of it plays out like a snappy back and forth from His Girl Friday, or an Aaron Sorkin show. Here's an exerpt:
What was it like being the only woman in the cast?BARKIN: Exhausting.
CLOONEY: You're a woman?
BARKIN: I tried to pack 14 of you into just a few weeks. It's a lot of ground to cover.
CLOONEY: If there's anybody who could do it ...
BARKIN: I started with Carl [Reiner] and worked back from there.
CLOONEY: Only fair. He could go at any minute.
At which point the interviewer bit down on his cigar and said, "Hah chi cha cha cha."
PS - I still think Ellen Barkin is totally do-able.
May 18 2007 Ocean's 13 Featurette: Maybe This One Won't Suck
Waiting room at the Sunglass Hut
There's an exclusive Ocean's 13 featurette over on Apple.com. It's smart enough to open with George Clooney basically admitting that the last movie sucked. Which is good, because otherwise I was going to have to break it to him at the next Hollywood playboy gangbang party, and shit like that always kills the mood.
Anyway, there's only one way to make this one better than the last two and I think we all know what I'm talking about: more Casey Affleck. The man is box office gold.
Other notes: George Clooney's chin looks like it's making the transition from matinee idol chiseled to freakish caricature. Also, anyone else think Ellen Barkin looks super hot in this? There really aren't that many times when I look at a 53-year-old woman and think, "You know what? I'd hit that." No offense, Inez.
Apr 20 2007 Brad Pitt + Coen Brothers = Love
Brad Pitt will join George Clooney in Burn After Reading, a Coen brothers project set to shoot in August. No one knows much about the project, but both these guys give me raging hetero man-boners (because they're such good actors), and the Coen brothers did The Big Lebowski and are thus above reproach forever.
Pitt and Clooney are hoping this will be just the thing to make people forget Ocean's 13. Seriously, how many f***ing times can you rob a casino? Unless Joe Pesci's stabbing someone to death with a pen, I'm staying home.
Apr 18 2007 Ocean's 13 One-Sheet
Have y'all seen the new Ocean's Thirteen poster? It's almost exactly the same as the old Ocean's Thirteen poster, except white. If purchased and spread out on a living room floor, it provides the perfect opportunity to pretend you've been enlarged by radiation and are now rampaging through a posh celebrity casino. When the handsome stars are crushed, move on to having sex with their small celebrity girlfriends. An issue of Us Magazine works for this part.
Mar 30 2007 New Ocean's 13 Trailer
What I think a lot of people hate about most Hollywood movies is that they make you pick just one sexy hunk. "Why can't we have more sexy hunks in one film?" I'm often asked. I typically have no response. But now I can tell them Ocean's Thirteen gives you Brad, George, and Matt for one admission price! I suppose I could have told them about Ocean's Eleven or Twelve too, but I'm only one man.
Jan 15 2007 Golden Globes Coverage!
Golden Globes coverage in progress! It's like a big dumb prom with trinkets! See uninformed opinions below cut!
Dec 21 2006 Ocean's 13 Trailer
Ocean's 13 is the latest film to follow the hallowed Hollywood philosophy, "Even if it didn't start as a trilogy, it sure will be after we make a third one." In this installment, the Ocean boys prove they don't need the dolphin-toothed grin of Julia Roberts to continue the novelty of adding a number to the title of each sequel. With the addition of Al Pacino (Scarface, Scarface airbrushed t-shirts) to the ranks of George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Matt Damon, Don Cheadle, Bernie Mac, and a host of others either too old or obscure to mention, this trailer shows that these hunky superstars will prove 13 won't be unlucky next June!*
*final clause written by staff of Extra.
