Jan 19 2009 Paul Blart: Best Movie

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Our best movies this previous weekend were:

1. Paul Blart: Mall Cop - $31.8 million. So that's why everyone was giving me friendly waves at my night job...

2. Gran Torino - $22 million, still astounding for a movie marketed entirely on scowling, finger guns, and a few actual guns.

3. My Bloody Valentine 3-D - $21.3 million. Expect commercials proclaiming it "the number 3-D movie in the country!"

4. Notorious - $20.5 million, 20.5 million problems! (Like that one song of the three Notorious B.I.G. hits I know.)

5. Hotel for Dogs - $17 million. What's this one about again? I forget exactly what the premise is.

Weekend Box Office Results [Box Office Mojo]

Nov 24 2008 'Notorious' Poster is Pretty 'Big'! (Wink!)

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"No dream is too big." Get it? BIG. Reference to his name.

Notorious Poster [Trailer Addict]

Oct 24 2008 'Notorious' Trailer: Being a Rapper Sure is Hectic!

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The Notorious B.I.G. movie has a new trailer, so as per usual, here is that to watch. I doubt it's going to bring the Oscar buzz of other recent music biopics, but it does look good enough that if it were on VH1 as a TV movie special event, and I spent two hours watching it from my couch, I would not feel that bad about myself.

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Sep 23 2008 'Notorious' Teaser Reminiscent of Correlation Between Money, Problems

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If you haven't yet honored the memory of Notorious B.I.G. today, have I got just the thing for you: the teaser trailer for his biopic, Notorious. Finally, something that provides all the exhilarating Biggie glimpses of a ride on Coney Island's Polar Express without forcing him to share the spotlight equally with Tupac and a polar bear DJ.*

*Though I miss and respect Biggie, Tupac, and polar bear DJ to equal degrees.

'Notorious' Trailer [Yahoo!]