Mar 17 2008 'Pathology' R-Rated Soft-Core Trailer
Ah, red-band trailers: equally capable of showing off Judd Apatow's taste for raunchy comedy and that Pathology is more than just a heavy-handed, serial-killing-as-sport thriller full of unlikable caricatures--it's also a Cinemax-level pornographic feature. But don't go in expecting standard, run-of-the-mill doin' it. Since the characters are morgue pathologists, they do it the only way it would make sense for poorly-written pathologists to: with scalpels. Finally, all those firemen having sex on ladders and bakers flattening their lovers' breasts with rolling pins are finally making sense.
Feb 29 2008 'Pathology' Teaser Makes a Timely Reference
Hey, remember when Napoleon Dynamite Fever swept the nation, spreading quickly from dorm rooms to workplaces until gruesomely quoting itself to death, its overly-quirky corpse torn apart and dragged to the clearance bins of Hot Topics? And how you thought that after the DVDs, the t-shirts, the quoting, the Halloween costumes, the posters, the talking dolls, and the continued casting of John Heder, there must be no way to sap more life from this now-hated product?
Wrong! The makers of the upcoming thriller Pathology have figured out one more disgusting way, and made it into a teaser. Hint: it involves cadavers, and it's exactly what you think it is.
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Sep 25 2007 'Pathology' Trailer Summarized for Your Benefit
guy: The ambiguously-titled "County Morgue" is the best morgue ever.
Milo: Good, because I'm the best morgue guy.
Q from Star Trek: Best morgue guy, meet other young hotshot morgue guy. I think you'll get along nicely, I say sarcastically, because you'll clearly be rivals.
Milo's fiancee: I love you, even though you have a cat name and a creepy job.
Other morgue hotshots: Let's kill someone! Yay!
Milo: You don't mean it for realsies.
Hotshot rival: Here's a guy we killed.
Milo: You totally mean it for realsies! Is this a game?
Hotshot rival: Yeah, and that would be a good tagline.
Milo: I'll tell!
Hotshot rival: You won't, for some reason.
Morgue hottie: Let's kill a pedophile.
Milo: OK, but it seems like this might get me too involved.
Hotshot rival: I'm all crazy and shit.
Milo: I am too involved!
Morgue hottie: I'm implying I'll kill your girlfriend.
Hotshot rival: Tense, tense, tense! Hey, aren't that guy from Heroes?
Milo: Yeah, I'm the one with a cat name.
Aug 15 2007 Pathology Poster
In Pathology, Milo Ventimiglia plays an intern just starting at University Hospital in Philadelphia. Sounds nice, right? So you'd think! Except that, like at many hospitals, his colleagues are taking turns trying to commit the perfect murder while the rest of the group tries to solve said murder! Needless to say, I'll be disappointed if an arrow made of ice isn't at least attempted in this "perfect murder."
In this poster for the film, Polaroid snapshots are pieced together to form the terrifying black & white headshot of a would-be actor skeleton. Squint your eyes a little and you'll see it.
Pathology Movie Poster [SlashFilm]
