Nov 13 2009 I Think This Is a Newish 'Avatar' Trailer

If you still can't get enough of seeing Sam Worthington's wheelchairing and blue cat people with glowing freckles, here's a relatively new trailer for Avatar. I guess it was run during Fox's last airing of Glee, so it's as old as whenever it is Glee is on. I'll have to check which day on my calendar is marked with a hand doing an "L" thing.

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Oct 29 2009 'Avatar' Theatrical Trailer: Officially This Time

Here it is, nerds: the full-length trailer for James Cameron's big-deal sci-fi action goddammer, Avatar. Print out a copy so dad can see it too.

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Feb 16 2009 'Fast & Furious' Poster, with: Michelle, Paul, Vin, Jordana, and ME--the Car!

This poster gives me a good idea for the next Fast/Furious adventure: the car should be a sentient character, and it helps the rest of the group solve mysteries. Basically, it would be Speed Buggy with Vin Diesel. Or, if you think that strays too far from the foundations of the Fast/Furious franchise, how about we just make Speed Buggy with Vin Diesel then? It would have to do at least as well as The Pacifier.

The New Fast & Furious One-Sheet! [Coming Soon]

Jan 16 2009 'Fast and Furious' Trailer Balances Speed and Fury

Watching Vin Diesel act makes me really wish I could cast him in a Disney comedy called The Most Petulant Buffoon. That said, this trailer is a good instructional for what to do if the flaming trailer of an oil truck is rolling towards you, and you're in this really awesome car:

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Dec 22 2008 'Fast & Furious' Poster is Reasonably Fast & Furious, I Guess

The way I see it, there are three ways to interpret this poster:

1. The cast of Fast & Furious are standing in the desert, in front of a car, and are being reflected in its hood.

2. Someone got overly excited after the original Fast and the Furious and ran to their local airbrush artist to regrettably de-value their car.

3. An anthropomorphic car is reminiscing about its times on the set of The Fast and the Furious, which is shown through a cartoon shorthand similar to when dollar signs appear in someone's eyes.

It's probably meant to be the first one, but I think the third would be good as a scene in Cars 2.

Check Out The New Teaser Poster From ‘Fast & Furious’! [MTV]