Aug 6 2008 New 'Mirrors' Posters, Reminding You to Fear Mirrors

Everyone knows that when Mirrors opens next week, it will quickly become the new gold standard for horror movies in which the antagonist is a mirror, but imagine for a moment you lived a grim existence where you were somehow unaware of the dangers mirrors posed, and that a movie on the subject were coming out. What might you think Mirrors were about based solely on these three new posters? I have some guesses:

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Jul 3 2008 'Mirrors' Red-Band Trailer (Did I Mention These Mirrors Are DEADLY???)

As you'll recall if you were unfortunate enough to have watched the first trailer to Mirrors, mirrors are horrific, dangerous devices that should not be trifled with. Once thought to be innocent reflecting surfaces, they have since been revealed to possess the ability to blur and distort faces with powers that rival Photoshop--and in this movie, they're after Jack Bauer!

Now there's a new red-band trailer that reveals more of the mysterious, terrifying nature of mirrors. They can make you physically tear your face in half with your hands! And if you think you can flee to the safety of all that standing water that's on your dining room floor for no apparent reason, you're wrong: it turns out that counts as a mirror! Doorknobs too!

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Jun 12 2008 'Mirrors' Trailer: The Ghost-Mirror-Themed '24' You Always Wanted

Mirrors! Innocent reflecting surfaces typically found near toilets or vile mechanisms just waiting to make you do things you don't want to do--like finally taking out the trash, or murder??? Hilariously, this trailer makes an argument for the latter. Seriously, mirrors?

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Oct 25 2007 '24' Season 7 Trailer Promises New Things

Are you one of the many who watched a season or two of 24 before deciding there were better ways to spend a day of your time? Fox wants you back, and they've put together this dazzling trailer for their seventh season, which promises tons of new surprises they'll reveal before the first episode even airs. Surprises such as...

- Keifer Sutherland desperately pleading for your viewership.
- J.A.G.-style courtroom drama--WITH NO REGRET! (And, That '70s Show dad!)
- The guy whose name I can't remember, the one with the annoying little soul patch, is now a terrorist. Because that's the definition of shocking.
- Shaky camera and zooms.
- Crazy shit happening, and there's "nothing [Jack Bauer] or the FBI can do about it!"
- The shock that, like Die Hard, so much terrorism can face a single one-man army.

See the trailer to the final day of 24's full week under the cut.

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