Feb 11 2009 'Gigantic' Trailer and John Goodman in Gigantic Old Guy Glasses

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Prepare for indie asphyxiation: Paul Dano is an awkward, subdued late-20s dude. Zooey Zeschanel is a classic Manic Pixie Dream Girl. Put them together (with an appropriate soundtrack) and we have quirky, unbearable romance!

However, as annoying as this has the potential to be, I'll give it a chance for two reasons:

1. I'm really, really pleased to see John Goodman making the transition to respected-comedian-turned-indie-actor (see: Bill Murray) instead of respected-comedian-turned-tragedy (see: Steve Martin). I didn't know if he'd ever fully escape the shadow of King Ralph.

2. I'm also really pleased to see Upright Citizen Brigade's Ian Roberts in absolutely anything, but particularly to see him delivering lines about black market Chinese babies being awesome.

Here's your trailer:

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Mar 13 2008 New 'Speed Racer' Trailer is So Cool Beans

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A new domestic trailer to Speed Racer has arrived, forcing some retro kitsch into its computer-generated candy world with the addition of a "cool beans!" moment. Aside from conspicuously dated slang, the new trailer also gives us disturbing hints of incest, and the shocking revelation that the protagonist--whose birth name is Speed Racer--has had an unnatural fascination with speed racing for his entire life. Who would have thought? Despite all the eye-roll-inducing dialogue--true to the series but not really much worse than Matrix lines--I'm finding myself strangely drawn to the Wachowskis' psychedelic, phsyics-free racing fantasy.

See some speed racing and Matthew Fox playing Racer X like an android Batman, under the cut.

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Mar 10 2008 Two New Internationally Epilepsy-Inducing 'Speed Racer' Trailers

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Equal parts video game, hallucinogen, and exposition, two new international trailers for Speed Racer have found their way online in all their blinding, over-saturated glory. I don't know why the Wachowskis keep releasing trailers when it's obvious that the in-theater seizures are going to be the real publicity builders.

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Dec 7 2007 'Speed Racer' Trailer Simulates Brain of Juvenile Psychotics

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Envision a jarring nightmare full of absurdly cliched dialogue, the Playstation game Wipeout, fan-fiction, epilepsy, ninjas, Michael Jackson's '80s wardrobe, all the worst parts of Star Wars: Episode I, and Maury Povich's ideal guest (a child who is both fat and prematurely aged), all filtered through the mind of a boy with ADHD. If you did it right, you're now pretty close to the trailer to Speed Racer, only more so.

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Nov 14 2007 First Look at Pop in 'Speed Racer'

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A Hungarian movie site has managed to get the first look at John Goodman as Pop in the Wachowskis' Speed Racer adaptation, seen here posing with his stunt double. But... what else could this shot be???

- Newspaper advertisement for Popov Bros. Body Shop.

- Third annual "I'm the Pringles Guy!" golf tournament, sponsored by Pringles.

- Catalog page from J. Crew's new Husky Crew collection. (page 4, The Chubby Polo, electric blue pictured.)

- Adorably matching older gay couple, Tim and Tim.

- John Goodman finally settling a bet that he's bustier than this other guy.

Műhassal és John Goodmannel [Cinematrix]