Nov 13 2009 I Think This Is a Newish 'Avatar' Trailer
If you still can't get enough of seeing Sam Worthington's wheelchairing and blue cat people with glowing freckles, here's a relatively new trailer for Avatar. I guess it was run during Fox's last airing of Glee, so it's as old as whenever it is Glee is on. I'll have to check which day on my calendar is marked with a hand doing an "L" thing.
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Oct 29 2009 'Avatar' Theatrical Trailer: Officially This Time
Here it is, nerds: the full-length trailer for James Cameron's big-deal sci-fi action goddammer, Avatar. Print out a copy so dad can see it too.
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Oct 23 2009 New Trailer for James Cameron's Blue Alien Movie
Johnny Legal Department doesn't want us to have this until next week, but, thanks to bootleggers, the new trailer for a certain highly-anticipated sci-fi adventure involving blue cat people is on internet. Hurry, before it's not!
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Sep 21 2009 New, Short 'Avatar' Clip Somewhere in This Commercial
One of the points James Cameron keeps stressing about Avatar is that it's really designed to be a cinema experience: See it big! See it in 3-D! See it surrounded by people muttering, "I wouldn't call these effects 'revolutionary'"! See this thing in theaters, dudes!
Well, it seems the director changes his tune a bit if Panasonic will throw a few yen his way, and now there's this commercial where some new scenes from the sci-fi film are shown an television screen. If you don't catch Avatar in theaters, apparently the next best option is on the Panasonic Viera TV you keep in your lush garden:
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Aug 20 2009 'Avatar' Trailer: It Will Destroy Everything You Hold Dear! I Guess.
James Cameron's Avatar is being called everything from "a gamechanger" to "a life destroyer" to "something that will forcefully fill every one of your orifices with three-dimensionalness." The film's first trailer has finally been released, so now you can see what all the fanboy catcalls were all about. I guess the game changing part is that this is the first forest species to look slightly more convincing than Ewoks?
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Aug 18 2009 Good Job Ruining AvatarPreviewTicketsTheMovie.net, Everyone
Apparently this Avatar movie might end up being a movie EVENT--like NBC's television events (Gulliver's Travels, Merlin, The Odyssey, but in theaters! The Hollywood Reporter is saying demand for tickets to the new James Cameron film's Friday preview was so high yesterday that the site crashed for several hours shortly after ticketing opened at noon. This thing is getting as big as one of your YouToo shows!
But there is some good news: if you live in less densely nerd-populated areas, tickets are still available. Get those things before Johnny Scalper does.
Aug 14 2009 New 'Avatar' Shot: A Race Skilled in Circular Breathing
I'm still not entirely clear on all the finer plot details of James Cameron's Avatar, but looking at this new shot and the blue creature's hand positioning, I'm going to guess the focus is on the U.S. military breeding a test tube-born super-being specifically for the purpose of playing the alto sax.
If that ends up not being the plot, let's make that movie. The Kenny Gene?
Two New 'Avatar' Photos [Coming Soon]
Aug 13 2009 See Some 'Avatar' Next Friday
Give yourself something to lord over your nerd friends who constantly brag that they have better armor than you in World of Warcraft: next Friday, see an early, extended preview of James Cameron's Avatar, the sci-fi film everyone keeps insisting is revolutionary for some reason! A collection of scenes will be airing in select cinemas nationwide on August 21, and you can get free tickets to attend the event by going to the appropriately-named AvatarMovie.com on the 17th. So, if you want to be sci-fi geek alpha dog for a day, you'd better camp out and be there when the internet opens this Monday to ensure you get a ticket. Otherwise you're going to have to watch the shitty camera-phone bootleg I end up posting.
Aug 4 2009 Another Sparkly, Blue, Alien Face: 'Avatar' Poster #2
That director of Titanic, whoever that may be, has released another character poster for Avatar, this one featuring the CGI-ified face of Zoe Saldana. It's only half-a-face, but at least this look at the Na'vi species is female, so I can start deciding if I'd sleep with a cat-eyed blue-face, because I know that will eventually come up in conversation. I'm leaning towards "probably, after a couple space drinks."
New Avatar Poster Featuring Neytiri [ComingSoon]
Jul 1 2009 'Avatar': Half a Cat-Eyed, Space-Faced Alien Head Revealed!
Put on your 3-D glasses (everything James Cameron does is in 3-D now) and behold the sparkly, blue face of one of the aliens in Avatar. The species looks a lot more weird-obnoxious-performance-artist-who-would-probably-be-found-on-stilts-at-Burning-Man-mixed-with-Ron-Perlman-in-Beauty and the Beast-in-Blue Man Group-esque than I thought they would. Thoughts?
Avatar Comic-Con Banner Revealed! [Coming Soon]
Jan 13 2009 James Cameron Stands Around 'Avatar' Set
Hey, look at this latest shot from Avatar! It's not an actual shot from the movie, but until director James Cameron decides to start putting out legitimate looks at his big December 3-D sci-fi release, this is the best we've got.
Judging by this image, looks like the film will include the light from Dr. Strangelove's war room and some kind of Dr. Scholl's gel coffin. And James Cameron dresses like he's a BMX biker, maybe? He really needs to just release some images of the aliens.
Jul 11 2008 Official Silhouette of 'Avatar' Alien; Suitable for Nerdy Mudflaps, Drawing in a Features of Ex-Girlfriends
At long last, as apparently seen on a T-shirt given to crew, we're finally granted the privilege of seeing the vague outline of an alien from James Cameron's Avatar! Yeah, I know. I think it's time to call it a weekend.
Nov 26 2007 'Avatar' Alien is Sexy, Day-Glow
Supposedly, this is a piece of concept art from James Cameron's Avatar portraying lady-alien Ney'tiri, and it would make sense considering the previous shot we've seen. I'm describing it as Tron meets Cats meets atomic varicose veins. Thoughts?
Ney'Tiri Exposed? [MarketSaw]
