Sep 18 2008 'Inkheart' Poster: Reading Makes Brendan Fraser Die Inside
You know those posters you'd see at the library as a kid, where it was like a photo of Michael J. Fox or William Hurt or some other celebrity with a book, and it said "READ", and you were like, "Sure, I'll read, but who the fuck is William Hurt? I'm eight"? Brendan Fraser should never be allowed to make one of those.
Inkheart Poster [IMPA]
Sep 18 2008 'Another Typical Children's Fantasy Book-Turned-Movie, with Brendan Fraser' Trailer
Here's the trailer for Inkheart, a movie in which Brendan Fraser's voice has the ability to bring literary characters to life, possibly because his is the only character without an English accent. Hey, B.F., could you pretend you're putting some kind of effort into this? I know you've been coasting for a while on goofy shouting, appearing clueless, and running from a green screen, but come on. I've been waiting 15 years for you to blow your G.D. nose. Could you at least do that?
