Sep 15 2008 Coen Brothers Beat Women, Tyler Perry

On a weekend with four new wide releases, audiences saw each of them to varying degrees.

1. Burn After Reading - $19.4 million, the kind of mediocre results you'd expect from a country that hates reading but loves burning things.

2. Tyler Perry's The Family That Preys - A Tyler Perry-possessive $18 million.

3. Righteous Kill - $16.5 million, shaming all those people who said De Niro and Pacino couldn't fill up half to three-quarters of a theater anymore.

4. The Women - I knew this would be pretty big when I went to the theater and saw all those people in line dressed as women. ($10.1 million)

5. The House Bunny - How is this the only non-new release left in the top five? No one wants to see Bangkok Dangerous twice? ($4.3 million)

Weekend Box Office [Box Office Mojo]

Sep 8 2008 'Bangkok Dangerous' Must Be A Really Good Movie To Make So Much Money

1. Bangkok Dangerous - Only $7.8 million? There's no way this thing is even going to make back its hairpiece budget.

2. Tropic Thunder - Thunder rolls--around in piles of money! Yes, thats what I said. ($7.5 million)

3. The House Bunny - Still empowering women with the message that you can be beautiful and smart and make blowjob jokes, earning another $5.9 million. (I don't remember if that was actually the message.)

4. The Dark Knight - It's looking like there's a chance this could beat Titanic. But only in terms of domestic profits. Never in terms of two people loving each other harder than anyone else in history. ($5.7 million)

5. Traitor - Traitor!? What the hell is Traitor!? Oh, right, it's that Don Cheadle thing, like it was last week. ($4.7 million)

Weekend Box Office Results [Box Office Mojo]

Sep 2 2008 'Disaster Movie' Unsuccessful, 'Tropic Thunder' Still Successful

Here's your weekend box office report. Congratulations, society, for not seeing Disaster Movie that much.

1. Tropic Thunder - With Ben Stiller's comedy topping the box office for the third week in a row, I'm almost starting to think of the guy as more than just The Heartbreak Kid. Almost. ($11.5 million)

2. Babylon A.D. - $9.6 million--that's almost $2.5 million for each percentage point its earned on Rotten Tomatoes.

3. The Dark Knight - $8.6 million, bringing the domestic total to over $500 million. The Warner Brothers finally have enough money to invest in themed crime-fighting gadgets to avenge their murdered parents.

4. The House Bunny - Fine, keep seeing this movie, but please, don't buy an actual bunny for the home. They're horrible pets. ($8.3 million.)

5. Traitor - What the hell is Traitor? Oh, right, that Don Cheadle thing. That made $7.8 million.

Weekend Box Office [Box Office Mojo]

Aug 25 2008 'Tropic Thunder' is Still a Popular Film

Because you love it, the weekend box office results:

1. Tropic Thunder - Is there a Hi-C flavor based on this yet? Because Tropic Thunder Punch is at least as sound an idea as the Ghostbusters-based Ecto Cooler. ($16.1 million)

2. The House Bunny - Audiences made it clear which side they support in the battle between wretched comedy and cars with spikes and flames and shit. On the wretched comedy side. ($15.1 million)

3. Death Race - But there was a large, paying minority that said, "No, but seriously, cars with spikes and flames and shit." ($12.3 million)

4. The Dark Knight - Someone had to bring Batman down eventually, but Death Race and House Bunny? That's like letting a lame villain introduced in 1993 be the one to break Batman's back. ($10.3 million)

5. Star Wars: The Clone Wars - The Force is strong with this one. Because people have to be forced to see it! A'BOOSH! (Still, enough people saw it for it to make $5.7 million.)

Weekend Box Office [Box Office Mojo]

Jul 31 2008 'House Bunny' Poster is Totally Tubular

After enjoying years of anonymity dutifully writing poster tagline copy for the Arnold Movie Advertising Company LTD, Michaelangelo and his violent teenage years are brought to light by a single inappropriate colloquialism.

The House Bunny Poster [IMPA]

Jul 17 2008 How Far Can You Make It Through 'The House Bunny' International Trailer?

I'm not one to let national boundaries keep me from movies about girls learning they can be smart, sexy, and obnoxiously kooky, so here's the international trailer for The House Bunny, the high-concept comedy in which Anna Faris plays a Cameron Diaz-like Playboy bunny who has to live in a nerdy sorority house.

How far can you make it through before completely giving up on this thing? I made it to the part where the cop asks The House Bunny to blow into a breathalizer, but she misunderstands the phrase "blow into this" and provides him with oral sex. That's not a thing that's allowed to happen in a real movie.

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Jun 6 2008 'House Bunny' Poster Explains How to Party

"For the girls of ZETA house college life was no party, until Shelley showed up." Apparently you become a much more popular fixture in the college party scene if you take in a nude model as a boarder. Who woulda thought?

The House Bunny Poster [IMPA]

Aug 16 2007 House Bunny Set Pics

Some photos have turned up of Anna Faris filming the comedy House Bunny, in which she actress plays a Playboy Bunny booted from the Playboy Mansion only to become the house mother to a lame sorority. Now it's time to decide what's funniest about this image!

1. Anna Faris's goofy impression of a ditzy Playboy model.
2. That this perverted golf enthusiast has no problem ogling from such a close proximity.
3. How the positioning of the hose makes it look like she has a urinating penis.
4. Costar Rumer Willis's cruel gene cocktail.

Only vote once!

New Anna Faris House Bunny Set Pics [ComingSoon]