Jul 5 2007 Good Luck Chuck Red-Band Trailer
A red-band trailer for the Dane Cook/Jessica Alba comedy Good Luck Chuck has found its way online, complete with F-words and cum shots or whatever it is that makes trailers red-band. I haven't watched it out of fear it will make the sting that much greater when Cook or one of his fans inevitably steals my girlfriend, beats me up, and drenches me in their Coors-scented piss. But you should feel free to enjoy it.
Jun 19 2007 Good Luck Chuck Poster
There's a new poster for Good Luck Chuck that must be clever because it imitates that Rolling Stone cover for some reason. Stars Dane Cook and Jessica Alba are photoshopped together with the deftness of a junior high girl pasting teen stars on her Trapper Keeper, but on the plus side, at least it shows Alba hopefully refused to be so surrounded by asswipe.
May 23 2007 Good Luck Chuck Posters
For those innocents reading this, hoping to fully understand these three new posters for Good Luck Chuck, let me explain a few commonly held notions about sexual imagery.
1. Practically anything remotely dowel shaped can be thought of as a penis. If said phallus drips a white fluid and is licked, the imagery is heightened, even if the object barely resembles the shape of a penis whatsoever.
2. If a guy is shirtless and smiling, and you can see a head peeking out from his crotch, that man is almost certainly receiving oral sex.
3. I guess if you put a hole in a grapefruit, you can have sex with it? This one kind of lost me.
These descriptions will make more sense if you look at the other posters, under the cut.
