Jul 27 2009 Some Sort of Batmen Movie Might Be Coming Out Soon!

Hey, you like that Batman movie that was so popular last year? Then you might want to know that, speaking at a Book of Eli panel at Comic Con this weekend, Gary Oldman slipped up/completely made something up and answered a fan's question about a third Batman film. Regarding when it would start shooting, Commissioner Gordon said:

"The next 'Batman' is shooting next year. It's at least two years away."

Good news for both Batman fans and British tabloids, who now have a time frame in which to set their ridiculous, invented casting rumors. "Rick Springfield has been cast a Mr. Freeze in the new Batman film" will sound so much more legitimate when they add "which is shooting in 2010."

(Thanks, Jacqueline Hyde.)

Gary Oldman says next 'Batman' movie shooting in 2010 [Hitfix]

Mar 16 2009 Gary Oldman and Bono Hate 'The Perfect Sleep'

We've gone so long without solidarity among Gary Oldman, Bono, and mixed-martial arts star Bas Rutten that I'd started to wonder if it would ever happen. Until now, that is! Finally a cause has emerged that the bad guy from Fifth Element, the singer of The Sweetest Thing, and a professional puncher/strangler can get behind: fake-hating the new film The Perfect Sleep even though none of them are in it. And just to prove the like-mindedness of their fraternity, there's a video:

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Oct 9 2008 'The Unborn' Trailer Will Make You Scared to Exit the Womb Alone

If blind people protested Blindness because it suggested the sightless were incompetent and savage, anyone who had a twin die in the womb with them should protest The Unborn for the implication that your dead twin will somehow continue to age into a creepy 10-year-old, then come back and haunt you and demand that you birth them:

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