Sep 17 2009 'From Paris with Love' Trailer: From Travolta's Mouth with Smugness
As if John Travolta hadn't gnawed through enough scenery in Taking of Pelham 1 2 3, that smirking hole in the middle of his ridiculous goatee is chewing it up again, this time with Jonathan Rhys Meyers in From Paris with Love. It's basically Turner & Hooch, except instead of dog drool, the "good cop" character has to cope with Travolta's overacting:
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Jun 24 2009 'From Paris with Love' Poster: This Gun Available in the Gift Shop
My thought process looking at this: "Oh, neat, the Eiffel Tower is melded with a pistol. Wait, what? No, not neat; really, really stupid. Why did I momentarily think an Eiffel Tower/gun amalgamation that looks like a novelty lighter was neat? And since when do I describe things as 'neat'?"
Then my nose started bleeding.
Dec 23 2008 'From Paris with Love' Teaser: John Travolta Shoots a Rocket Launcher
Everything John Travolta is doing here is great. John Travolta's head, John Travolta verifying the contents of a can of soda, John Travolta calling a cop a motherfucker, John Travolta shooting a rocket launcher, John Travolta saying "Welcome to Paris, baby": all top notch. This is going to be Travolta's second second coming, reinventing him as some kind of bald maniac.
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