Dec 22 2008 Jim Carrey Better Than Will Smith... For Now

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These movies made money this weekend. DID YOU?

1. Yes Man - $18.2 million. Speculation is already starting about the loss of Jim Carrey's star power. Good to focus on that, rather than the logic of re-writing Liar Liar with a slightly different gimmick.

2. Seven Pounds - $16 million. Same here--the issue is definitely Will Smith losing his box office dominance, not that absolutely nothing about the film seemed in any way intriguing to anyone.

3. The Tale of Despereaux - $10.5 million. Is Matthew Broderick's voice losing its star power???

4. The Day the Earth Stood Still - $10.2 million. It turns out "the day the earth stood still" does not refer to the birth of baby Jesus. Just some kind of alien thing not at all relevant to Christmas.

5. Four Christmases - $7.7 million. On the other hand, this film was almost exclusively relevant to Christmases. Essentially, it was a movie composed of four distinct Christmases.

Weekend Box Office [Box Office Mojo]

Dec 15 2008 Audiences Pay for 'Day the Earth Stood Still'

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This weekend's box office results:

1. The Day the Earth Stood Still - $31 million, though that could still rise dramatically once we get the numbers back from space

2. Four Christmases - $13.3 million. The constant trickle of festively-dressed, moderately-entertained people leaving theaters has barely slowed.

3. Twilight - Indisputably our largest form of vampire revenue, bringing in another $8 million.

4. Bolt - $7.5 million. Another unimpressive weekend exhibits the post-Beverly Hills Chihuahua talking dog malaise.

5. Australia - $4.3 million--still a disappointing take, but at least providing Hugh Jackman a great joke to use at the Oscars this year: "Hey, Australia didn't make anywhere near its massive budget back! Am I right?"

Weekend Box Office Results [Box Office Mojo]

Dec 8 2008 Christmas Movie Continues Success in Christmas Season

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The weekend box office:

1. Four Christmases - $18.2 million. That really is an absurd number of Christmases.

2. Twilight - $13.2 million. After falling to third last week, the film spiked in sales this weekend when a lot of kids happened to have Twilight book reports due today.

3. Bolt - $9.7 million. Bolt is probably one of our best animals named after hardware. Am I right?

4. Australia - $7 million, climbing from fifth place as some husbands decided to take their wives out to pretend they still care.

5. Quantum of Solace - $6.6 million. Ut oh, Punisher, that means you were the only widely-released new film and still didn't crack the top five. What a disaster!

Weekend Box Office Results [Box Office Mojo]

Dec 1 2008 'Four Christmases' Most Popular Respite from Conversation

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This weekend, many of us headed to theaters with our families as a break from sitting around awkwardly watching television with our families, and trying to remember where our bed used to be before our bedrooms became mom's sewing room. Innumerable grandmas who hadn't been to the theater since last Thanksgiving weekend were again shuffled out of the house and into a darkened auditorium for two hours, where many slept.

Here's what movies they saw, along with the official one-sentence grandma review of each film:

1. Four Christmases - $31.7 million. "There were so many Christmases that I just couldn't keep track, but I liked how the children visited their parents."

2. Bolt - $26.6 million. "I don't know what that was all about."

3. Twilight - $26.4 million. (Wistful gazing out the window the whole drive home.)

4. Quantum of Solace - $19.5 million. "So loud."

5. Australia - $14.8 million. "That was very nice, but Australia will always be a nation of criminals."

Weekend Box Office Results [Box Office Mojo]