Apr 15 2008 'Fast and the Furious 4' Finally Gets Its Ridiculous Title

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Guess which it is! I assure you, however infeasible, it really is one of these:

4 Fast 4 Furious
The 4ast and the 4urious
2 Fast 2 Furious²
The Fast and the Furious Xtreme 480
The Fast and the Furious: 4 on da 4loor
The Fastest and Furiousest
The Fast and the Furious: 4tean Drift (ghost cars are somehow involved)
2 Fast + 2 Furious = 4Ever
The Fast and the Furious 4: Now with Vin Diesel Again!
Fast and Furious

And the answer is...

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Mar 20 2008 'The Fastest and the Furiousest' Set Spy Photos

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Sweet car, brah!

...I don't know what I was expecting.

More of the same after the jump.

More Spy Pics From the Fast and the Furious 4 Shoot [CarDomain]

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Mar 4 2008 Hot Gal Joins '4 Fast 4 Furious' or Whatever It Is

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When you've already become the official female face of a turbulent nation, war-torn with decades of violence (no offense), where can you possibly go from there? If you're Gal Gadot, the answer is an obvious one: into the lap of Vin Diesel! The former Miss Israel and face of Castro Clothing has signed on to join Diesel and co-star Paul Walker in The Fast and the Furious 4. She also loves music, dancing, and traveling, adding, "Really, I like to do everything! Life is gorgeous!"

Yes it is, Gal. Yes it is.

Vin Disel's new 'Fast and the Furious' babe is... [Moviehole]

Oct 3 2007 Diesel, Walker 2 B N Fast, Furious 4?

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Hollywood Reporter claims Vin Diesel and Paul Walker, stars of the original Fast and the Furious, will be reprising their roles in the fourth chapter of the epic adjective saga. Here are the reasons this is believable or unbelievable:

BELIEVABLE:

- The Hollywood Reporter is a (relatively) respected trade source.

- Vin Diesel needs something to do until someone writes a Pacifier sequel or until the next chronicle of Riddick.

- Paul Walker needs something to do while Thomas Jane takes his roles.

UNBELIEVABLE:

- The Fast and the Furious and its sequels are stupid. (This could go under either category.)

- Starring in a bad movie, leaving the series, then returning after its worse is equivalent to dating a disgusting girl, dumping her, then begging for her back after she's gotten fatter, uglier, and has dated several schlubs. We've all done it, but it's frowned upon. (Again, this could probably go in either category.)

- Hollywood Reporter's image of prospective star Vin Diesel (above) looks suspiciously like American Idol's Chris Daughtry. (UPDATE: It appears they have removed the image in question.)

Regardless of the stars, the trade did have one more valuable piece of information to share:

The story line is being kept under wraps, but fast cars are involved.

Whew!

2 veteran drivers on 'Fast' track [Hollywood Reporter]