Sep 4 2009 Bad Lieutenant, Best Tagline
Best Tagline: The only criminal he can't catch is himself - Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans
Best Subtitle: "Port of Call New Orleans" - Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans
Best Cutout of Nicolas Cage's Head with Blurred Edges: Nicolas Cage's Head - Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans
Best Nicolas Cage Face: Nicolas Cage's Intense Nicolas Cage Face - Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans
Best Ghost Rider Reunion: Nicolas Cage and Eva Mendes - Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans
Best Nicolas Cage Movie: Bangkok Dangerous
May 28 2009 The Nicolas Cage Version of 'Bad Lieutenant' Has a Trailer, Favorite Crack Pipe
Calling this Werner Herzog-directed Bad Lieutenant a "remake" of the 1992 Abel Ferrara, Harvey Keitel-starring film isn't an entirely accurate description of what you're going to see in this trailer. This is more like someone dug up a lost promo for an "edgy" USA original series that stars Nicolas Cage as "a cop who breaks ALL the rules" and Val Kilmer as his straight-laced bayou partner, and is a terrible show that needs to be canceled:
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Nov 19 2008 'The Spirit' Posters Poster
"Guys, I've got this great idea for a poster. OK, so it's a poster, right? But also, it has all these other posters within that poster. Posters within a poster. The sheer audacity will shock everyone into seeing the movie. It's just so many posters, how could you not?"
It's true. Meta posters of the stars' faces are the new standard posters of the stars' faces.
Final Poster for 'The Spirit' [Cinematical]
Jun 23 2008 New 'Spirit' Posters Add Voices to Motionless Heads
There are two new The Spirit posters! One features the Spirit swiping my famous sexual maneuver (that maneuver being pretending a girl's lip is a button, then going into extreme detail about how my pressing the button sets her mouth to blowjob mode); the other shows Lorelei, the Spirit character most like a cast member of Cats.
But the real story isn't in the images, it's that Yahoo has taken a giant leap in movie poster technology: they've added speech! Moving the mouse over the posters cues an audio file of each actress reading her respective sexually-charged face tattoo. Think of it as the antithesis of Guess Who?, because these faces actually do talk (fuck you again, Milton Bradley).
The degradation of forcing Scarlett Johansson to repeatedly insist I get on my knees was entertaining for about 30 seconds, at which point my focus shifted to finding the dirtiest thing I could make them say by quickly moving the mouse from face to face ("Keep the come on your knees"). Maybe someone else can figure out something better to do with this function.
Oh, and I guess this isn't really safe for work, just because it's going to take too much explaining to clarify why a woman's sultry voice is giving you dominatrix commands.
Talking 'The Spirit' Poster Things [Yahoo!]
Jun 9 2008 'The Spirit' Poster Asks, Eva Mendes: Good or Bad Girl?
Uh, no, I guess you're not a good girl. Assuming we go by a good girl/bad girl scale that's based entirely on the amount and size of jewelry in your mouth at once time, you're a fairly bad girl. Moreover, I'm confident that if you keep all that jewelry hidden safely in your mouth, Mama Fratelli will never figure it out, and you'll escape with enough of One-Eyed Willy's rich stuff to save the Goon Docks.
Apr 21 2008 'Spirit' NYCC Promo: Eva Mendes is Sand Seref?
I think the largest obstacle Frank Miller's adaptation of The Spirit will have the overcome is that, although the title is undoubtedly a classic, it's not particularly well known to modern audiences. People are still wondering, what's it all about? I think this new character poster promo photo should clear up a lot of that confusion: it's about a sexy, voguing bobsled team.
Click for the high-resolution, to really see that piping.
