Jan 29 2009 New 'Echelon Conspiracy' (The Amazing Cell Phone-Based Thriller) Trailer!
Good news: There's a new trailer for the magical/haunted mobile phone film, Echelon Conspiracy!
Bad news: It kind of debunks the magicality/hauntedness of the phone by grounding it to the realm of people controlling omniscient computers. Oh, well--nothing can stay perfect forever.
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Jan 5 2009 Run! You've Got to Stop This 'Echelon Conspiracy'!
God, I thought if one thing couldn't be killed, it was the truth! Not so, says this poster for Echelon Conspiracy, the film that quickly jumped to the top of my must-see magic-omniscient-mobile-phone-thriller list after I saw its trailer. What I particularly like about this poster is that it makes sense. If I was trying to hide from an evil, sentient phone, I would definitely run into a room filled with screens that form tiles of different scenes of intensity.
Echelon Conspiracy Poster [Trailer Addict]
Dec 18 2008 'Echelon Conspiracy' is a Classic Omniscient Phone Thriller
We have an early entry into the competition for stupidest movie of 2009! From what I can tell, it's about a sentient phone that's sort of magic, maybe. Here's the trailer for the Robert Ludlumesque-titled Echelon Conspiracy:
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Oct 4 2007 '27 Dresses' Trailer Teaches Important Values
As an actor, how do you follow-up a fun, raunchy take on the romantic-comedy genre like Knocked Up? If you're Katherine Heigl, the answer is simple: with an obnoxious, typical romantic-comedy that reminds women they'll only ever find validation through marriage.
In the trailer for 27 Dresses, the old adage "always the bridesmaid, never the bride" is stretched as far as humanly possible, with Heigl playing a woman who's been a bridesmaid in 27 weddings but still can't find a man to quit her job and cook dinner for. Instead of showing us the more interesting story of what mental or physical dysfunction is keeping this seemingly attractive woman from reaching her life's goal, we're tortured with clip after clip of people speaking in redundant plot-points or stilted, asinine dialog we're meant to take as flirting. It's awful.
Also, does anyone know what this "hot hate sex" referred to in the trailer is? Two of those words make sense together, but the whole "hate" part is new to me. Is that hating someone so much you f*** them, like Leia with Han Solo, or is it just more punching during the act?
27 Dresses Trailer [Yahoo!]
