May 17 2007 Spiderman DILF
Grandma's basement will never be the same.
Yesterday Fox News ran a story on this whorish (and Marvel-licensed), pink-thonged little collectible of Mary Jane from Spiderman, and how it had the blogosphere "up in arms."
"The statue represents a big step backwards for those concerned about the state and future of comic books," said some fruity nerd when he was taking a break from blowing dudes.
Honestly, is the blogosphere ever "down in arms"? Righteous indignation is standard operating procedure.
Coming soon: the Japanese version of this doll with vibrating, self lubricating vagina hole that comes with a pair of pre-worn schoolgirl panties.
