Jul 26 2007 Dark Knight Trailer is Hella Blurry
Here's an awful bootleg of the Dark Knight teaser trailer. You'll probably be all pissed at the crappy quality until you realize it's just sound over a Batman logo anyway. Supposedly it's going to play in front of the Simpsons movie tomorrow. HOLY CRAP I CAN'T CONTAIN MY BOUNDLESS EXCITEMENT! :-0 :-0 :-0
Jun 18 2007 The Dark Knight Rides a Bike
The guns on the batbike can by operated by speaking the magic words "Pew pew pew!"
The L.A. Times has two new pictures from The Dark Knight of the bat bike, or "Batpod" as it's referred to in the movie. I've managed to combine the two pictures here for easy browsing, utilizing Photoshop skills the likes of which the world has never seen.
It's hard to see from the picture, but the Batpod actually has a chain link steering wheel and a rack for mounting a boombox from which to blast Cypress Hill while cruising through East L.A. Odelay, guey!
May 17 2007 Harvey Dent Picture from Dark Knight
The cleft in my chin says Justice.
As bloggers, we're legally required to report on it when anything Batman-related so much as queefs in our general direction.
On that note, here's the newest pic of Aaron Eckhart as DA Harvey Dent.
And how's this for a conspiracy theory - Eckhart starred opposite Katie Holmes in Thank You for Smoking, in which the two shared a love scene that was inexplicably cut from the movie at a festival showing, some say at the behest of Tom Cruise - and now that Eckhart's in the Batman sequel, Holmes is replaced with Maggie Gyllenhaal? I know you're behind this, Cruise!
Phew, sorry about that, I think I just channelled Harvey Levine for a second there. And now I'm all greasy.
May 12 2007 Bat Blueballs: Teaser Page for The Dark Knight
The teaser page for The Dark Night is now up. Get excited.
I loved Batman Begins, but Chris Nolan seems to have gone to the Ridley Scott shakey cam school of directing when it comes to action sequences. What does his storyboard look like?
A bird. A plane. A fist. A foot. Uh, a blurry, uh, a blurry shot of a guy’s lapel? A shaky, uh, a shaky dark thing?
The story and characters were great, but I for one hope the new movie has action sequences where you can actually tell what the f***'s going on.
Apr 25 2007 Dark Knight Acquires Eric Roberts from Dark Night
After faking his death in a plane crash, Buddy Holly went on to star in a number of straight-to-video softcore porn movies.
Eric Roberts, veteran of a million movies I haven't seen and current star of a couple TV shows I've never watched (but he did do a pretty funny interview with Howard Stern the other day), is rumored to be playing a mafia kingpin in The Dark Knight, Chris Nolan's upcoming Batman project.
Man, I was excited about this movie before, but now?
Let's see you disguise this boner, sweatpants!
Some Eric Roberts video highlights, after the jump.
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