Oct 2 2009 'Capitalism: A Love Story' Poster: Conspiracy!
Figures MICHAEL MOORE would plaster himself on a RED poster! COMMIE!!! NOT MY DOCUMENTARIAN!!!
I just saved one crazy person several seconds of comment typing.
'Capitalism: A Love Story [IMPA]
Sep 25 2009 The Weekend in Film Releases
This weekend, know what movie you're going to see before you dash into a cinema to escape an evil gang of karate experts. Study this list:
Surrogates
Director: Jonathan Mostow
Starring: Bruce Willis, Ving Rhames, Radha Mitchell
Good if you want to see: Bruce Willis vs. our new robot population of surrogate people; Bruce Willis with Craig Kilborn's hair for a while, then back to standard Bruce Willis Bald.
Fame
Director: Kevin Tancharoen
Starring: Kelsey Grammer, Bebe Neuwirth, I assume the rest of the cast of Frasier
Good if you want to see: kids singing and dancing and doing drama stuff, because Glee just isn't enough to sate your singing/dancing kid needs.
Pandorum
Director: Christian Alvart
Starring: Dennis Quaid, Ben Foster, Cam Gigandet
Good if you want to see: something like Event Horizon, I think? Maybe more like a shitty Alien, or Sphere?
Aug 28 2009 'Capitalism: A Love Story' Poster: Is That Donald Trump's Hair?
Michael Moore is our chubby, petulant 8th grade boy-leader in the face of corporate/government thieves! What do you think about that, capitalist fat cats!? Oh, you're just going to keep on going how you have been, ignoring Michael Moore and his supporters? That's fair.
Aug 20 2009 'Capitalism: A Love Story' Trailer: It Turns Out This Economic and Political System Has Some Issues
Hey, it's the new trailer for Michael Moore's Capitalism: A Love Story. Hopefully this latest documentary will do as good a job opening eyes to the flaws of capitalism as Sicko did at making everyone realize how obvious it is that all citizens should be afforded health care. That's the national opinion now, right?
Trailer:
Jul 9 2009 Moore's New Film Gets a Title, and I'm Sensing Some Sarcasm
Controversial, baseball cap-wearing Michigander Michael Moore has at least revealed the title of his economic collapse film: Capitalism: A Love Story. The director said in a statement:
It will be the perfect date movie. It's got it all -- lust, passion, romance and 14,000 jobs being eliminated every day. It's a forbidden love, one that dare not speak its name. Heck, let's just say it: It's capitalism.
Moore then added, "I would totally marry capitalism--except it would divorce me! And take all the money! Just kidding, folks, I just slept with capitalism last night--which reminds me: anyone seen my penis? I think it got laid off! Because so many people are losing jobs." Then he brought out an inflatable doll labeled "capitalism" and fed money into its mouth.
