Jul 29 2009 'Twilight' Series Gets a Bryce Howard

Bad news, 14-year-old girls: Twilight continuity has been compromised! EW reports Bryce Dallas Howard, Ron Howard's more attractive offspring recently seen in Terminator Salvation, will be joining Eclipse, the third Twilight film, replacing Rachelle Lefevre in the role of Victoria. Thankfully, I still know next to nothing about the series, so who is or isn't in it really has no bearing on my life. This is like finding out the Copy Center girl at Staples won't be in today. "Cathy's sick!? Oh, man, who's going to unlock the case to get people their ink cartridges?!" What do I care?

And by the dubs, Twilight fanatics, Lefevre is leaving for scheduling conflicts, so don't bother with a petition or anything. Save the creative energy for your Robert Pattinson mural.

(Thanks, Mike.)

May 8 2009 Four Effing Minutes of 'Terminator Salvation'

This trailer really lays all the cards on the table. John Connor confronting his Terminator buddy; Terminator motorcycles; Terminator Bears fighting Terminator Gorillas; a Terminator punching a guy so hard he lands on the sun; the 1st Annual Terminator Dog Show; a smaller Terminator skeleton within a larger Terminator skeleton; Terminator Buddha; just everything.

I can't imagine there are many surprises left for the film after this trailer, but still, kind of awesome:

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Mar 3 2009 New 'Terminator Salvation' Trailer May Be Only Hope You Have, John Connor

Bad news, future resistance leader John Connor: The Terminator monsters outnumber us humans, they're killing us, and they've started wearing our human skins as disguise coats. But on the plus side, you're kissing the Lady in the Water, so you're doing alright too. This video should summarize things.

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