May 25 2007 Frowny Face News: Nic Cage Out of Untouchables Sequel
Cage had promised to dress extra fancy on his wedding day.
Though I for one was excited to see what an irritable, neurotic Al Capone would be like, it appears now that Nic Cage won't be playing the gangster in Brian De Palma's upcoming Untouchables sequel. The official reason was "scheduling issues", so I guess Cage will get to spend more time with his kids, Optimus Prime and Doctor Octopus or whatever the hell their names are.
Seriously though, I was really looking forward to this. This is pretty much the saddest news since the baby sparrow I was nursing back to health died last week. R. I. P., Flappy. :-( :-( :-(
