May 24 2007 Matt Damon: Not Bourne Again!
"Matt Damon!"
Full disclosure: Mostly I just put up this post so I could be in the running for the cheesiest headline award. That said, Matt Damon said definitively during a Cannes press conference that he wouldn't be playing Jason Bourne again.
Since this crap is a cash cow, expect the studio to milk it with or without him. If you need a doppleganger, might I suggest Utah Jazz forward Matt Harpring? I don't know if he can act, but he is, like, tall. I thought of adding a Matt Harpring tag to this post, but something tells me that won't be necessary.
Anyway, suck it, America.
