Oct 2 2009 'Tooth Fairy' Trailer: Dwayne Johnson Gobbles Up Vin Diesel's Leavings
It's hard to put into words exactly how unfortunately bad Disney's Tooth Fairy looks from this trailer, so I'm just going to try laying out the major plot points, and maybe enough of the awfulness will ooze through to prepare you for what you're about to see.
1. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is a hockey player so good at knocking out teeth that he gets to sit in a customized, ice-side recliner during penalties.
2. The new young, hotshot hockey player thinks Rock is old.
3. The Rock informs a young fan that being a professional hockey player is a very high aspiration.
4. It is revealed the Rock does not believe in the tooth fairy.
5. The Rock becomes a tooth fairy.
6. The Rock undergoes a fairy boot camp (allowing opportunities for him being hit in the balls).
7. Miracle Max gives Rock magic things.
8. The Rock decides to forgo the magic things, instead dressing up in hockey pads for some reason.
9. The Rock uses his invisibility spray to haunt the young hotshot player.
10. Somehow all this teaches Rock a lesson
Even Tim Allen wouldn't do this movie, and he's essentially done this movie several times:
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Sep 6 2007 Talk of Throw Momma From the Train Sequel Perfectly Embodied in Original Poster
In news I would have never even considered, Danny DeVito told MTV Movies that he's seriously considered doing a sequel to Throw Momma From the Train, saying:
I actually haunt Billy [Crystal] all the time. I always call him and say we should do a sequel. I called Billy at 7AM one morning. I must have woken him up and I was like, 'I have this idea.' He was like, 'Are you done?' He went back to sleep.
While this is strange news, I find it even odder that Billy Crystal is suddenly so picky with his sequels. What, were Analyze That and City Slickers 2: The Legend of Curly's Gold such great scripts that you couldn't turn them down? You should be grateful this project wouldn't involve you standing around telling 20-year-old jokes with Whoopi Goldberg and Robin Williams. And besides, how else will we know...
...has Momma been thrown from another train?
...what other transportation has Momma been thrown from?
...have other relatives have been thrown off things?
...if Momma is thrown north off a train at 50 mph, how long it would take for her to reach another train traveling south at 65 mph?
...what is Momma's relation to Mama of Mama's Family?
...where is Curly's gold?
You may have answered the last one, actually.
