Sep 3 2009 'Boondock Saints 2' Trailer: Billy Connolly is Such a Bad-Ass
I'm just going to admit to you all right now that I've never seen Boondock Saints. After 20 or so dudes in my freshman dorm explained to me how "fucking awesome" and "totally bad-ass" it was, I became too annoyed and decided I would never see this movie under any circumstances. Likewise, I will never see its sequel, Boondock Saints 2: All Saints Day. However, I understand you might have a dorm to tell about how bad-ass/disappointing the sequel is, so here's the trailer:
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Jun 26 2008 'X-Files: I Want to Believe' Clips Appear to Have Actual 'X-Files' Cast
Thanks to Maggie for sending over this link to two new clips from X-Files: I Want to Believe--one of which, as she noted, finally confirms the presence of Mulder and Scully in this Billy Connolly picture. I'm still convinced top billing is going to "snow."
Jun 4 2008 'X-Files' Trailer, Still Snow-Search-Based but Now in English
I'm pretty sure the point of these X-Files trailers to get everyone in the audience screaming, "Look in the snow! Would you just look in the goddamn snow already? Whatever it is, I promise you it's in the snow." Only then we'll find out it's not in the snow, and we'll realize we've been X-Filed.
By the way, this is the same as the Russian trailer from yesterday, but less Russian.
Jun 3 2008 New 'X-Files 2' Trailer a Harsh Reminder of Cold War
This new X-Files: I Want to Believe trailer is, sadly for non-Russian-speakers, dubbed in Russian. Luckily, it also communicates itself in a far more universal language: grotesque eye bleeding. See it below the cut, compliments of Kyle.
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May 12 2008 New 'X-Files' Trailer, Starring Billy Connolly et al.
I really want to believe, but it's getting hard when every preview I see is just more of Billy Connolly running through snow. It feels more like a sequel to the Head of the Class Russian field trip than The X-Files. When fans have been waiting a decade for the reunion of Mulder and Scully, they want to see Mulder and Scully, not a sad reminder of ABC's I Love Saturday Night sitcom block. Anyway, here's the new trailer:
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Mar 27 2008 Another Shaky 'X-Files 2' Teaser Trailer
Though similar to the previous teaser--particularly in that it's shot from the lap of a fan--this new X-Files 2 trailer does provide some brief dialogue that indicates Mulder's belief supernatural possibilities we've long forgotten (were we on aliens, bees, alien bees, or guys able to contort their body through vents?) may be... wavering? Someone must have finally shown him the final, trying seasons of his show.
If nothing else, watch it for the reaffirmation that Billy Connolly cuts his hair for no role.
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Feb 25 2008 'X-Files 2' Teaser Trailer from WonderCon
The X-Files 2 teaser premiered at WonderCon this weekend (as did, surely, several costumes of that anime guy with the giant cross), and some tireless bootleggier was on-hand to make sure we get to enjoy a blurry facsimile of it. I can barely tell what's going on, but the crowd seems to be loving it. Not since the last time Arvid and Dennis got into an unlikely predicament have I witnessed anyone so excited by the unexpected appearance of Billy Connolly.
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